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Written by
Keith Waterhouse

Director
Ned Sherrin

Designer
John Gunter

Jeffrey Bernard
Tom Conti

With
Royce Mills
Elizabeth Payne
Tristan Gemmill
Nina Young

 
The Garrick Theatre
From 12 June 2006
Many moons ago I met Jeffrey Bernard through his Spectator compatriot, the High Life columnist Taki. Suffice to say that to my then untutored eye he gave every appearance of being a testy, partially reconstituted cadaver - little did I know that this proverbial legend in his own lunchtime would live to inhabit another day in Keith Waterhouse's popular drama. With his somewhat eunuch-like fleshiness (secondary sexual characteristics a little too evident beneath the wife-beater vest), the charismatic figure of Tom Conti could not be more different. There however the similarity begins, for the (teetotal) actor inhabits the late, lamented lush in a role for which he has already justifiably won plaudits. On the night, I overheard our American cousins' frequent queries as to unfamiliar names checked in the script, but they were delighted nonethless and this audience gave Conti a standing ovation.
      What not to like? The supporting cast (representing the dramatis personae of the journalist's past life, recollected in the relative tranquillity of the Coach & Horses pub where Bernard has apparently been locked in for the night) are excellent, with special mention accorded to Royce Mills and Nina Young for their multiple personalities. John Gunter's stage is similarly pleasing. Aslant, with crooked pictures on the walls, it all too vividly recalls the visual misconceptions of nightmarish delirium tremens. Top right, a hatch appears in the panelling to showcase a variety of talking heads - why, you might ask? No rhyme or reason, but it seems to work in the dream-like context of the stream-of-consciousness action.
      This is a quintessentially English play. Nowhere else in the world would the visicittudes of a relatively unknown, enebriated hack, make it to west end cult status. Waterhouse liked to play down the aspects of the play which suggested a threnody for Soho's lost youth ('where you could wake up drunk, penniless and alone for less than a pound') but today more than ever, it is impossible not to make the connection between the emasculation of the area and Bernard's disintegration. We the audience cannot but be struck by this passionate requiem - and the onslaught of homogenisation that threatens to rob London of its gaudy idiosyncrasies A poignant footnote to an otherwise cracking revival.
Caroline Kellett Fraysse

Ned Sherrin
The Garrick Theatre